Abdul Razak vs Dr Porntip

(The doctored exchanges between M'sian Anti Corruption
Commision's lawyer, Abdul Razak & Dr. Porntip)
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ABDUL RAZAK: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? *
*PORNTIP: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
PORNTIP: All of them.... The live ones put up too much of a fight. _______________________________________

ABDUL RAZAK: Do you recall the time that you examined the
body? PORNTIP: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ABDUL RAZAK: And Teoh Beng Hock was dead at the time?
PORNTIP: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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And the best for last:

ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did
you check for a pulse?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for blood pressure?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for breathing?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: So, then it is possible that the patient was
alive when you began the autopsy?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
PORNTIP: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ABDUL RAZAK: I see, but could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?
PORNTIP: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law.*